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[GIRL] Wow, it's dark in here.

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- Now it's too bright.
- [MAN] File 82-7-0-2.

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Agent Rick Dicker interrogating.
State your name.

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Kari McKeen. It's like Carrie,
only with a K instead of a C,

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and an "ah" instead of an "a",
only one R, and an I instead of an I-E.

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Tell me about the incident.

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Well, it started out like any
normal sitting gig, you know,

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with the reassuring
of the parent and all.

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Mrs Parr, I can handle anything
this baby can dish out.

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Can't I, little boo boo?

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- Who can handle it? Mrs Parr?
- [LINE GOES DEAD]

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Well, she knows
you're in good hands.

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Now, who's ready
for some neurological stimulation?

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Huh?

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[COOING] Mama mama mama.

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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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It's time for cognitive develop...

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[DELIGHTED SCREAM]

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Who's the goo-goo baby?
Where's the hiding... huh?

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That was really weird.
Wait right here.

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<i>[RINGING, BEEP]</i>

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Hello, Mrs Parr, this is Kari.
I have a question about Jack-Jack.

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Can you call me? Aah!

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[BABBLING]

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Jack-Jack. Baby? Where are you?

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Where are... Aah!

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Mrs Parr, it's me. Jack-Jack is fine,
but weird things are happening,

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and you need to tell me what to do,
'cause I'm... [GASPS]

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- [JACK-JACK GIGGLES]
- How'd you get...? [SCREAMS]

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[GRUNTS, GASPS]

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[PANTING]

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[LAUGHING]

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- [GASPS]
- [DELIGHTED SCREAM]

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[COOING, LAUGHS]

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We're gonna calm things down
a bit now,

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and look at flash cards.

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- Won't that be fun?
- [LAUGHS]

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- Triangle.
- [BABBLES]

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- Good. House.
- [BABBLES]

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Good. Campfire.

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Ah...

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- [SCREAMS]
- [LAUGHING]

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Ah! Don't panic.
Baby on fire. Baby on fire.

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[COOING, LAUGHING]

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Good baby! Nice baby.

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[BABBLING]

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[LAUGHS]

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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- Yes?
- Is this the Parr's residence?

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[LAUGHS] Yes. I'm Kari, the babysitter.

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Well, hello, Kari. I'm...

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You're my replacement.
Thank heaven you've come!

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What does "S" stand for?

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For sitter. Yeah, sitter.

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Originally, I was gonna have
initials for babysitter,

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but I would have been going around
wearing a big "BS".

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You understand why
I couldn't go with that.

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- And you believed him?
- The baby was exploding!

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You ever sit an exploding baby
before, Mr Dicker?

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- What's that?
- Have you told anyone about this?

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- Your parents?
- They thought I was being funny.

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But you believe me,
don't you, Mr Dicker?

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- Sure, kid.
- I wish I could forget the whole thing.

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You will, kid.

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You will.

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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]

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- [MUSIC ENDS]
- [JACK-JACK] Ga ga!

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[LAUGHS]